Ever look at your car and think it deserves a name that’s as great (or not-so-great) as it is? From the beat-up old trucks to the shiny new sports cars, every ride’s got a personality, and it’s high time we gave them names to match. We’ve got a few good ones for you that we’re pretty sure you’ll appreciate.

Ol’ Nasty

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This car has character. It might be a bit rough around the edges, but it’s got personality and charm.

The Horse


This is the trusty steed of cars. It’s reliable, strong, and always gets you where you need to go.

Party Wagon

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This car is the life of the party. It’s perfect for road trips with friends, nights out, and any time you want to have a good time.


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Just like the TV character, this car can handle anything. It’s basically the Swiss Army knife of cars.

Gas Guzzler Supreme

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This car’s got a thirst that just can’t be quenched. You’re basically on a first-name basis with the folks at the gas station.


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Tough and unyielding, this car is a true fighter. It can take a beating and keep on going.

The Snail

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Forget about racing – this car’s all about taking it slow and steady. It might get you there eventually, just don’t be in a hurry.


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She’s a classic beauty. Elegant, graceful, and timeless.


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Polly’s peppy and fun. She’s small, zippy, and great for weaving through traffic.

Lil Mama

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Mama’s the car that takes care of everything. It’s reliable and always there when you need it.

Big Daddy

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Big, bold, and in charge, Big Daddy is a vehicle that owns the road.


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For that fiery red sports car that turns heads every time you hit the gas. It’s fast, it’s fierce, and it’s got attitude.


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This one’s for a powerful, muscle car. It’s the kind of car that rumbles and roars, making its presence known.

The Squeaker

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Every turn, every bump, it’s got a squeak or rattle. It’s like driving a one-car band down the road.

Sir Breaks-a-Lot

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This car’s in the shop more than it’s on the road. But hey, you’ve got to love a car with a little… personality.

Dent Magnet

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This car seems to attract dents and dings like it’s its job. Park it in a lot, and it’s like a magnet for trouble.


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Ideal for a car often seen cruising near the beach. It’s got that ocean vibe and a love for the surf.


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For a car that’s both swift and graceful. It glides on the road like a mythical creature, elegant and powerful.


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Ideal for a car with an unconventional style. It breaks the mold and makes its own rules.


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Ideal for a car built for exploring the great outdoors. It’s rugged, it’s tough, and it’s ready for any adventure.


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Perfect for a car that’s smooth and easygoing on the road. It’s laid-back, relaxed, and just goes with the flow.

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Author: Abbie Clark

Title: Co-Founder

Expertise: Automotive Industry, Electric Vehicles, DIY Car Repairs


Abbie Clark is a writer, blog, and founder of RideRambler, Hey She Thrives, and The Bearded Bunch.

From clever car cleaning tricks to the freshest car features and reviews, Abbie loves sharing her knowledge on everything automotive. Outside of her time writing for her websites, you’ll find her fishing with her husband, deciphering her toddler’s babbling, or baking up something sweet.

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